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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Original Message   Mar 11, 2005 6:31 pm

Lesbian Laughers!

What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A Klondyke.

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What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

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What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

A Lickalotapuss.

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well Hung.

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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table doesn't have $#%*.

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Do you know what drag is?

It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

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What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-a-likes.

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How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?

She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

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What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

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Highwind


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Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #1   Mar 11, 2005 6:48 pm
Marshall,

ROFLMAO. 

...snack cracker....crack snacker.  

 

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Paula


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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
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Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #2   Mar 11, 2005 7:55 pm
OMG....ROFLMAO....
Dantheman


Location: Orange County, N.Y.
Joined: Jan 21, 2003
Points: 561

Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #3   Mar 11, 2005 10:45 pm
AND JUST LIKE YOU MARSHALL...LESBIANS LIKE SNAPPER TOO.......

                                                                                       DAN

Dave


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Location: Wisconsin
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Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #4   Mar 11, 2005 11:21 pm
Oh, Marshall.... that cracks me up
Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: OK going to step out on a limb here.....Lesbian Jokes, all in fun!
Reply #5   Mar 11, 2005 11:28 pm
Dantheman wrote:
AND JUST LIKE YOU MARSHALL...LESBIANS LIKE SNAPPER TOO.......

                                                                                       DAN

Dan, you're the man! 
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