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Paula


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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
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Windows Errors - Dedicated to Frank
Original Message   Feb 26, 2005 6:54 pm
Frank, I knew you would especially enjoy these
*WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
*WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
*WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
*WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
*WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
*WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Disk view found on drive
*WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
*WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
*WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - No one knows what has happened
*WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
*WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 500MB
*WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
*WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
*WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
*WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
*WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
*WinErr: 011 Window open - Do not look outside
*WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside
*WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
*WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
*WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
*WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
*WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.  Next time you will get a penalty for that
*WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
*WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
*WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait.  And wait.
*WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers
*WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
*WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
*WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
*WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.  Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.
*WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
*WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure
WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 580,312,583 Bytes available
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faithfulFrank


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to gain what he cannot lose....


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Re: Windows Errors - Dedicated to Frank
Reply #1   Feb 27, 2005 9:32 am
Paula,
Thank you!   That was really good....what a nice way to start the day.....
Thank you for thinking of me.    It was a good laugh.

This is my favorite time of year to have a mac or more specifically, an ipod.  Friends from work and at the hospital have been saving and giving me their Pepsi "iTunes" free song bottle caps.......one in three is a winner.......it is like Christmas for me!

Frank D.


Ariens 1332DLE Pro, Exmark 52" HP ZTR, Gardian Generac generator, Shindiawa T230  Excell/Honda PW, Craftsman rototiller, Favorite IPE- My Mac + Ipod- No Windoze for me!
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