Ethel and Mabel

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Ethel and Mabel
Original Message Feb 25, 2005 4:13 pm

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

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Re: Ethel and Mabel
Reply #4 Feb 26, 2005 4:32 pm

faithfulFrank wrote:

That's bad.........but it reminds me of a TRUE story that happened years ago when I worked for a drugstore chain.
A guy came in and asked the pharmicist what to use for his constipation problem.
Our pharmicist sold him a box of supositories.......
the guy came back in a few days later and told the pharmicist that they worked ok, but they tasted horrible..........

AND THAT IS A TRUE STORY!!!!

Frank D.

YIKES. LOL. Thats classic. Thanks Frank

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