A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears are burnt. “'Sit down
and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor.
“Well,I was ironing my clothes when I received a call and instead of
picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.”
“'But that's one ear - what about the other?”
“The guy called again!”
Craftsman 888531 9/28 Easy Steer."My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles,
and the letters get in the wrong places"
