A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears are burnt. 'Sit down
and tell me how it happened, says the doctor.
Well,I was ironing my clothes when I received a call and instead of
picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.
'But that's one ear - what about the other?
The guy called again!
Craftsman 888531 9/28 Easy Steer."My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles,
and the letters get in the wrong places"
