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Location: Revere MA.
Joined: Sep 25, 2003
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The Old Lady
Original Message   Feb 25, 2005 4:15 pm
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning
and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."  I said, "Well, why are you crying?"

She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my
favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

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and the letters get in the wrong places"

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Location: Washington
Joined: Oct 24, 2004
Points: 960

Re: The Old Lady
Reply #1   Feb 25, 2005 6:52 pm
That was funny but I feel sad for her. I am sorry!


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: The Old Lady
Reply #2   Feb 25, 2005 7:44 pm
Highwind ...or ...Lint....

Go show the missus how to get home....that wasn't a very nice trick to blind fold her (telling her it was a new one of THOSE kinds of games you wanted to play with her...) then drop her in the middle of the park.... 


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