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Ethel and Mabel
Original Message   Feb 25, 2005 4:13 pm
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

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Termy


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Re: Ethel and Mabel
Reply #1   Feb 25, 2005 6:53 pm
I don't get it???


MissSnowshoveler


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Re: Ethel and Mabel
Reply #2   Feb 25, 2005 7:56 pm
What I'm wondering is if she found the hearing aid where the suppository was supposed to go - well did she put the hearing aid back in her ear?

Sherri 

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faithfulFrank


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Re: Ethel and Mabel
Reply #3   Feb 26, 2005 3:49 pm
That's bad.........but it reminds me of a TRUE story that happened years ago when I worked for a drugstore chain.
A guy came in and asked the pharmicist what to use for his constipation problem.
Our pharmicist sold him a box of supositories.......
the guy came back in a few days later and told the pharmicist that they worked ok, but they tasted horrible..........

AND THAT IS A TRUE STORY!!!!

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Re: Ethel and Mabel
Reply #4   Feb 26, 2005 4:32 pm
faithfulFrank wrote:
That's bad.........but it reminds me of a TRUE story that happened years ago when I worked for a drugstore chain.
A guy came in and asked the pharmicist what to use for his constipation problem.
Our pharmicist sold him a box of supositories.......
the guy came back in a few days later and told the pharmicist that they worked ok, but they tasted horrible..........

AND THAT IS A TRUE STORY!!!!

Frank D.


YIKES.  LOL.  Thats classic.  Thanks Frank


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