Cajunblu
 
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Ethel and Mabel
Original Message Feb 25, 2005 4:13 pm |
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Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
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Termy
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Re: Ethel and Mabel
Reply #1 Feb 25, 2005 6:53 pm |
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faithfulFrank
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Re: Ethel and Mabel
Reply #3 Feb 26, 2005 3:49 pm |
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That's bad.........but it reminds me of a TRUE story that happened years ago when I worked for a drugstore chain. A guy came in and asked the pharmicist what to use for his constipation problem. Our pharmicist sold him a box of supositories....... the guy came back in a few days later and told the pharmicist that they worked ok, but they tasted horrible.......... AND THAT IS A TRUE STORY!!!! Frank D.
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What I'm wondering is if she found the hearing aid where the suppository was supposed to go - well did she put the hearing aid back in her ear?
