Why dogs are better than men....

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

Joined: Apr 30, 2004
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Why dogs are better than men....
Original Message Feb 21, 2005 8:39 pm

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch
(and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas
(OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies,
but there's a vaccinefor it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Why dogs are better than men....
Reply #4 Feb 24, 2005 7:56 pm

Paula wrote:

Ohhhhh Highwinnnnnnd....your female fan club awaits you....

That is sooooo sweet of you Paula,

You are going to round up a bunch of gals to help me live one of my greatest dreams, which Emmo expressed in his obviously impaired state in the "I'm a good sport thread":

Have every woman satisfy my one need.

And to think I thought of you as someone who didn't understand men, and our needs.

This message was modified Feb 24, 2005 by Highwind

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