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mrmom


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Words women use. Read and learn.
Original Message   Feb 24, 2005 6:58 pm

Words Women  Use

Fine
This is the word  women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut  up.

Five  Minutes
If she is  getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around thehouse.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go  Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud  Sigh
Although not  actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's  Okay
This is one of  the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That'sOkay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the  least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you.  Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

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Marshall


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Re: Words women use. Read and learn.
Reply #1   Feb 24, 2005 9:40 pm
mrmom, boy is that the truth! 
Paula


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Re: Words women use. Read and learn.
Reply #2   Feb 24, 2005 10:55 pm
Mr. Mom?

FINE!!!

Paula 

MissSnowshoveler


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Re: Words women use. Read and learn.
Reply #3   Feb 25, 2005 5:41 am
mrmom,

FINE and THANKS

Sherri

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mrmom


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Re: Words women use. Read and learn.
Reply #4   Feb 25, 2005 9:46 am
Paula and Sherri,

He he he! 

Ciao!

Vangellis


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Re: Words women use. Read and learn.
Reply #5   Feb 25, 2005 12:43 pm
My favorite is nothing.  When I was dating my wife, It was kind of obvious we would get married someday. The question was when? We were at a party and a friend say's "so, when are you 2 getting married". Off the cuff I said, "Oh, probably August of 1980". Later on the way home I could tell that my future wife seemed miffed and I asked what was wrong. Well all I got was a "NOTHING". Right away I knew I was in trouble.  I asked her again what was wrong. She started to cry and asked me why I didn't want to marry her. Looking at her puzzled I said "what". She then told me that every time someone asked when we would get married I always kept pushing it out another 3 months. Damn, she was on to me.  LOL.  Anyway, We did finally do it on August 8, of 1980, and in almost 25 years I never got the "NOTHING" thing again. Just a whole bunch of "fines, go ahead, That's ok, and Thanks".  LOL                Kevin
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mrmom


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Re: Words women use. Read and learn.
Reply #6   Mar 3, 2005 5:14 pm
I've been hearing a lot of go aheads lately. Me thinks a storm is brewing. Banzai!!!!
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