I do believe this is several times now that you have mentioned "clothing optional ballet" in posts but since I am such a good friend, I am not going to inquire as to why it is you enjoy going to see dancing naked men . 
...(thats really none of my business, after all...
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And the reasons dogs look at you with big brown eyes is because they are wondering why YOUR eyes are getting browner by the second...since they generally are pretty good about doing their "business" outside on a regular basis, they don't understand a species that would be FULL of "outside business" (and getting fuller by the second).
Paula
"Sweetheart©" Paula:
Maybe where you live, the COB is performed by men, but let me assure you that here we adhere to traditional male values, and our “ballerinas” are most definitely female. That fact is very obvious towards the end of their performances, and especially the last act of the show.
I am such a strong believer in traditional values that every year for International Women’s Day, I get a group of fellow male workers together to toast the important role that women with great bodies play in our society by attending an all female ballet production at the COB, whether it be “Phantom of the Last G-string”, “Anna Karenina Reveals All”, or “Swan Lake Uncovered”.
And my eyes are naturally brown, thank you.
Marshall,
Man always strives to attain higher glory than that.
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This message was modified Feb 23, 2005 by Highwind
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