Community Discussions

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch
(and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas
(OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies,
but there's a vaccinefor it and you can kill the one that gives it to you). 
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Could not have said it better myself!!!!!

Sherri

Paula wrote:

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
I don't have a problem with them expressing themselves in public, as long as the owner scoops it up.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
There has never been a record instance in history where a man has done anything wrong to feel guilty about. 

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
So to are men: " Hey honey, I'm going out with guys for a few beers. See ya later, don't wait up."

7. You can train a dog.
Men don't require training. They are born all-knowing and able to do anything they want.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
Can it be used to repair, fix, assemble, take-apart something; does it have a Honda engine; does it contain drinkable alcohol? If the answer to any question is "yes", then it is perfect for a man. What could be easier?

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
So do men. It's women who think when a man says "no" he means "maybe", "probably", "yes- if I whine, cry, shed-lots-of-tears" or "pout"

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Men mean it too, but the meaning is "let's do it here, now, honey."

Hey Sherri?

I'll round up a few of my more 'active' female friends, bring lit torches and I even think I can scare up a noose....think you could do the same?  (a spare noose is always a good thing to have). 

Hey...Anybody out there know where Highwind lives?  We'd make it worth your while......and you need never give your name.....

Ohhhhh Highwinnnnnnd....your female fan club awaits you....for a little game of hangman.... 

Paula wrote:

That is sooooo sweet of you Paula,

You are going to round up a bunch of gals to help me live one of my greatest dreams, which Emmo expressed in his obviously impaired state in the "I'm a good sport thread":

Have every woman satisfy my one need.

And to think I thought of you as someone who didn't understand men, and our needs.