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MissSnowshoveler


If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
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Truckers & Blondes
Original Message   Feb 16, 2005 10:47 am

No insults to blondes intended.

TRUCKERS & BLONDES
As a trucker stops for a red light, a Blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says? "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SANDING TRUCK!!!!!!



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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Truckers & Blondes
Reply #1   Feb 16, 2005 8:29 pm
That's pretty blonde! 
ChrisS


Appreciate what you have already been blessed with.


Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 2793

Re: Truckers & Blondes
Reply #2   Feb 17, 2005 9:53 pm
LOL...

I've met her LOL......

C

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18Degrees


Joined: Jan 19, 2005
Points: 111

Re: Truckers & Blondes
Reply #3   Feb 21, 2005 6:09 pm
Why was the blonde staring at the frozen orange juice contianer at the supermarket?..........................

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18Degrees


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Points: 111

Re: Truckers & Blondes
Reply #4   Feb 21, 2005 6:10 pm
................................because the contianer said   - "concentrate"                                                       

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18Degrees


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Points: 111

Re: Truckers & Blondes
Reply #5   Feb 21, 2005 6:12 pm
BlondeStar® -always on, because you're always blonde.

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