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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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Mexican Jews (not intended racey)
Original Message   Feb 8, 2005 5:01 pm
Two Jewish men, "Sid" and "Al" were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.

  Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"

  Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter.

  "When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."

  He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews. "

  Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

  The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.

  While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

  The waiter returned and said, "Senior, the head cook says "No Mexican Jews!"

  "Are you certain?" Al asked once  again, "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

  "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews???!!!"
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pecanmanwill


got a dog named Devon and a cat named Scooter and a She cat named Fluffy

Joined: Dec 3, 2002
Points: 677

Re: Mexican Jews (not intended racey)
Reply #1   Feb 22, 2005 2:48 pm
MARSHALL---YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE. KEEP UP THE GOODWORK ON THE FORUM AND I THINK A LITTLE HUMOR ADDS TO  IT.---FEELING REAL GOOD TODAY AND IT DOES SEEM I AM ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY----YOUR FRIEND----WILL

Will--sometimes called pecanmanwill
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