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Social security
Original Message   Aug 10, 2005 9:46 pm
 Having reached the age of 65, I went to apply for
 Social Security last week.  After waiting in line for
 a very long time, I finally got to the counter.

 The woman there asked me for my driver's license to
 verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized, to
 my great dismay, that I had left my wallet on the
 nightstand in my bedroom I told the lady that I was
 very sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at
 home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I
 said.   At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your

 I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots
 of curly silver hair.  She said, "That silver hair on
 your  chest is proof enough for me," and, with that,
 she promptly processed my application.
 When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about
 my experience at the Social Security Office. She
 listened to the whole story and then said, "You should
 have dropped your pants . . . you might have gotten
 disability, too."
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Reply #1   Aug 11, 2005 4:45 pm

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