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The best (or worst) titles for country songs
Original Message   Aug 1, 2005 8:55 am
The best (or worst) titles for country songs   
1.  Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In  Bed 
2.  Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You  Goodbye 
3.  Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was  Pure 
4.  How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 
5.  I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 
6.  I  Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 
7.  I Got In At 2  With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2 
8.  I Hate Every Bone In  Your Body Except For Mine 
9.  I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That  Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't  Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 
10. I Keep  Forgettin' I Forgot About You 
11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You  So Well 
12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin'  Better 
13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd  Win 
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 
15. I'm So Miser'ble Without You, It's Like Having You Here 
16. I've  Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You 
17. If  I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 
18. Mama  Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 
19. My Head Hurts, My Feet  Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 
20. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend,  and I Sure Do Miss Him 
21. Please Bypass this Heart 
22. She  Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 
23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are  So Ugly  
This message was modified Aug 1, 2005 by mrmom
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Re: The best (or worst) titles for country songs
Reply #1   Aug 1, 2005 9:14 am
Nicely put. 

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