mrmom
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The 'F' word.
Original Message Jul 12, 2005 5:06 am |
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Am not sure if the mods on this forum would allow this. Please feel free to delete if deemed inappropriate .
The "F" Word When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think
they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
This message was modified Jul 12, 2005 by mrmom
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
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Re: The 'F' word.
Reply #2 Jul 12, 2005 6:41 am |
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Mrmom, Friggin funny post there. LOL I almost spilled my flaming hot coffee on my flippin' keyboard reading that. Yes the "F" word is the most versatile word in the english language. Figured I better get my flippant comments in before the censors decide to delete the flaming thread for being so freakin' inappropriate. Maybe it will be gone before I clean the friggin' spit off my monitor.
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