Marshall
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730
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Gotta listen to the Don's
Original Message Jul 5, 2005 6:25 pm |
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson
to his bed. "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my
chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me
your Rolex watch instead."
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business,
you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home
and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife
Inna bed with another man. "Whadda you gonna do then......
pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"
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