Paula
 
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.
Joined: Apr 30, 2004
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New cowboy boots.
Original Message Jul 4, 2005 9:13 pm |
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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas.
Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day,
He buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"
Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room, completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT
NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,BESSIE??
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.
Shoulda bought a hat."
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