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MissSnowshoveler

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

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Deck of Cards
Original Message Jun 16, 2005 12:54 pm

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of cards:

You need a Heart to love him,

A Diamond to marry him,

A Club to smash his f***ing head in,

and,

A Spade to bury the bastard!!

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

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robmints

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Re: Deck of Cards
Reply #1 Jun 16, 2005 8:28 pm

My wife says she wants a wood chipper. Do you think that's a sign?

Dave___in___CT

Deliberate often...
...decide once...

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Re: Deck of Cards
Reply #2 Jun 16, 2005 8:32 pm

...and 52 weeks a year puttin' up with him !

Dave...

Whether you think you can or you can't... you're right.
Henry Ford

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Paula

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

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Re: Deck of Cards
Reply #3 Jun 16, 2005 8:57 pm

Mints...

You have two choices in wood chippers....

One with a dull blade....if you want to draw out the agony....

Or one with a nice sharp edge....if you wanna go quick....

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Re: Deck of Cards
Reply #4 Jun 16, 2005 9:10 pm

robmints wrote:

My wife says she wants a wood chipper. Do you think that's a sign?

ROFLMAO

Highwind

Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: Deck of Cards
Reply #5 Jun 17, 2005 12:46 pm

I figure women better fit the description of playing cards:

When you first meet her, she is the Queen of Hearts, but after you marry her, she spends to become the Queen of Diamonds, and her heart is really as black as the ace of spades. Too late you realize you've been dealt a joker from the bottom of the deck and should have folded, discarded or called a miss-deal.

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Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

ChrisS

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Re: Deck of Cards
Reply #6 Jun 17, 2005 2:44 pm

LOL....

Honda 928TA, Ariens 924 STE, Toro single stage S-620, 95 Jeep Wrangler with a 6 foot Fisher Plow, many shovels, one 14 year old boy. Craftsman 01 1000 LTX pimp Gold LT 20hp Briggs OHV V-twin. Tough as it is ugly.

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