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mrmom


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Leroy and the gator.
Original Message   Jun 14, 2005 5:57 pm
A filthy rich South Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party 
and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the 
only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy 
was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ 
and flirting with all the women.
 
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a
10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to 
anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
 
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
 

Leroy was fighting the gator and kickng its a$$! Leroy was jabbing the 
gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and 
choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through
the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

 The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the 
gator were screaming and raising cane. Finally Leroy strangled the gator 
and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then 
slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in 
disbelief.
 
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
 dollars."
 
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
 
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. 
How about half a million bucks then?"
 
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

 The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you somethng. That was 
amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
 
Again Leroy said no.
 
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
 
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumb*tch who pushed me in the pool!"

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Marshall


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Re: Leroy and the gator.
Reply #1   Jun 14, 2005 7:43 pm
ROFL   
Highwind


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Re: Leroy and the gator.
Reply #2   Jun 14, 2005 9:37 pm


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Re: Leroy and the gator.
Reply #3   Jun 15, 2005 3:20 pm
LMBO. That was a great one.  Thanks,   Kevin


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