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MissSnowshoveler


If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
Points: 706

New Virus
Original Message   Jun 7, 2005 8:02 am

Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it ..... so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1950!
Symptoms of the Senile Virus:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.
Remember???????????
I don't remember if I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
7. If all is not lost, where is it?
8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...
Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen... I think. Maybe you get your memory back or something! I think...



If you don't have free speech, what do you have?
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Termy


Location: Washington
Joined: Oct 24, 2004
Points: 960

Re: New Virus
Reply #1   Jun 8, 2005 9:41 pm
No No No No......

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference


Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: New Virus
Reply #2   Jun 8, 2005 9:49 pm
Sherry, funny stuff.

Termy, remember that prayer, it will come in handy throughout your life.
mrmom


Joined: Sep 19, 2003
Points: 345

Re: New Virus
Reply #3   Jun 8, 2005 10:11 pm
Now what was this thread about again?
AJace


I have an Ariens 926 Pro because I like Orange



Location: Near Gettysburg
Joined:
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Re: New Virus
Reply #4   Jun 10, 2005 1:25 am
Amen.

Ariens 926 DLE Professional; Toro S200; Craftsman LT1000, Echo ES-230;

Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: New Virus
Reply #5   Jun 10, 2005 10:56 am
Termy wrote:
No No No No......

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference



Termie,

Should you ever become stressed, there is a version of that prayer for relief:

A Prayer for the Stressed!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pi$$ed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the a$$ that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to pi$$ me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen


Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

AJace


I have an Ariens 926 Pro because I like Orange



Location: Near Gettysburg
Joined:
Points: 969

Re: New Virus
Reply #6   Jun 11, 2005 3:26 pm
That's a good percentage Highwind.   It actually seems how it is.

Ariens 926 DLE Professional; Toro S200; Craftsman LT1000, Echo ES-230;

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