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Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement
and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him
to his home.

As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the
driver.  "You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never
driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?" 
Thedriver said, "No problem. Have at it."

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A
short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first
speedtrap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his
patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass
was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately
excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He
told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I
also know that important people are given certain courtesies.  I need to
know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."

The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said,
"No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's
the president." The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important
than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well, then, who is it?" The
young trooper said, "I think it's "JESUS" because he's got Billy Graham
for a chauffeur!"