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A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of
gorilla.
>Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very
difficult to
>handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the
problem. The
>gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla
>available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought
of
>Billy Bob, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for
cleaning the
>animal's cages. Billy Bob, like most rednecks, had little sense, but
>possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
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>
>The park administrator thought they might have a solution.
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>Billy Bob was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
mate
>with the gorilla for $500.00? Billy Bob showed some interest, but said
he
>would have to think the matter over carefully.
>The following day, Billy Bob announced that he would accept their
offer,
>but
>only under the following four conditions.
>
>a.. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
>
>The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
>
>b.. "Second," Billy Bob said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
>
>The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
>
>c.. "Third," Billy Bob said, "I want all the off spring to be raised
>Southern Baptist."
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>
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>Once again the administrator agreed.
>
>d. And last of all Billy Bob stated, "You've got to give me another
week to
>come up with the $500.00."

I don't know why the redneck didn't negotiate them down a few hundred on that service fee. I know that he could have paid a lot less for companionship of a street level oil change specialist, and he should have used this knowledge to get the price down. I know I would.