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Vangellis


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Location: Factoryville, PA. (NE PA)
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Mad wife
Original Message   May 10, 2005 10:02 am
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
 
"What was that for?" he asked.
 
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
 
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one
of the horses I bet on," he explained.
 
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
explanation."
 
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and
hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.  When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?"
 
She replied, "Your horse called."



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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Mad wife
Reply #1   May 10, 2005 11:55 am
Damn the luck.  lol
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
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Re: Mad wife
Reply #2   May 11, 2005 11:04 am
Now that's something you don't hear about often: a talking horse that knows how to dial a phone.

I'm impressed.

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ChrisS


Appreciate what you have already been blessed with.


Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 2793

Re: Mad wife
Reply #3   May 11, 2005 8:28 pm
LOL.....

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