Cajunblu
 
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....Potentially and Realistically....
Original Message May 6, 2005 1:38 pm |
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?â€
The father thought for a moment, then answered “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he’d sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.â€
So the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?†The mother replied, “Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college.â€
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?†the girl replied, “Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?â€
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?†Of course, “the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million could buy?â€
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?â€
The boy replied, “Yes, sir. Potentially, we’re sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we’re living with two sluts and a queer.
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Marshall
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Joined: Sep 15, 2002
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Re: ....Potentially and Realistically....
Reply #2 May 6, 2005 6:23 pm |
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