Marshall
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
Joined: Sep 15, 2002
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BBQ
Original Message May 3, 2005 6:02 pm |
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean
really big  . I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's bottom."Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue !!" 
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes
some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie !?" 
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