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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
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BBQ
Original Message   May 3, 2005 10:02 pm
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man 
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I  mean 
really big . I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." 
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill 
and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his 
wife's bottom."Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the  barbecue !!" 
 
The woman chose to ignore her husband. 
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He  makes 
some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. 
 
"What's wrong?" he asks. 
  She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to 
fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie !?"

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MissSnowshoveler


If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
Points: 706

Re: BBQ
Reply #1   May 4, 2005 7:40 am
That guy needs to find his brain, it's obviously not below his belt!

Sherri

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?
robmints


Joined: May 13, 2003
Points: 4691

Re: BBQ
Reply #2   May 4, 2005 9:45 pm
Sweety and I thought that was pretty funny

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