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Pilgrim


Joined: Sep 18, 2002
Points: 27

Good Advice
Original Message   Apr 29, 2005 11:20 am

> Old Farmers Advice:

>Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and

> bull-strong.

> > Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you

> climb, but how well you

> bounce.

> > Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

> > Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

> > A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

>

> Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not

> yelled.

>

> Meanness don't jest happen overnight.

>

> Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

>

> Do not corner something that you know is meaner than

> you.

>

> It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

>

> You cannot unsay a cruel word.

>

> Every path has a few puddles.

>

> When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

>

> The best sermons are lived, not preached.

>

> Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna

> happen anyway.

>

> Don't judge folks by their relatives.

>

> Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

>

> Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older

> and think back,

> you'll enjoy it a second time.

>

> Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin'

> you none.

>

> Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain

> dance.

>

> The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm,

> 'cause the

> colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

>

> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do

> is stop diggin'.

>

> It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of

> sheep.

>

> Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

>

> The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to

> deal with

> watches you shave his face in the mirror every

> mornin'.

>

> Always drink upstream from the herd.

>

> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that

> comes from bad

> judgment.

>

> Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier

> than puttin' it

> back in.

>

> If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some

> influence, try orderin'

> somebody else's dog around

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Termy


Location: Washington
Joined: Oct 24, 2004
Points: 960

Re: Good Advice
Reply #5   Apr 30, 2005 6:04 pm
HAHAHAHA... That was great Marshall! Keep up the good work bringing us confucious coments lol.


Dave___in___CT


Deliberate often...
...decide once...


Location: West-Central Connecticut
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
Points: 3159

Re: Good Advice
Reply #6   May 1, 2005 10:55 am
 * Woman who fly airplane upside down... have crackup...

Whether you think you can or you can't... you're right.
Henry Ford

   BCS Tractor & snowblower

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