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Pilgrim


Joined: Sep 18, 2002
Points: 27

Good Advice
Original Message   Apr 29, 2005 11:20 am

> Old Farmers Advice:

>Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and

> bull-strong.

> > Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you

> climb, but how well you

> bounce.

> > Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

> > Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

> > A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

>

> Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not

> yelled.

>

> Meanness don't jest happen overnight.

>

> Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

>

> Do not corner something that you know is meaner than

> you.

>

> It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

>

> You cannot unsay a cruel word.

>

> Every path has a few puddles.

>

> When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

>

> The best sermons are lived, not preached.

>

> Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna

> happen anyway.

>

> Don't judge folks by their relatives.

>

> Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

>

> Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older

> and think back,

> you'll enjoy it a second time.

>

> Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin'

> you none.

>

> Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain

> dance.

>

> The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm,

> 'cause the

> colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

>

> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do

> is stop diggin'.

>

> It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of

> sheep.

>

> Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

>

> The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to

> deal with

> watches you shave his face in the mirror every

> mornin'.

>

> Always drink upstream from the herd.

>

> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that

> comes from bad

> judgment.

>

> Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier

> than puttin' it

> back in.

>

> If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some

> influence, try orderin'

> somebody else's dog around

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Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Good Advice
Reply #1   Apr 29, 2005 10:02 pm
Nothing quite as good as old famer's advice, delivered with a bit of dry wit.

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Good Advice
Reply #2   Apr 29, 2005 10:32 pm
  And confusious say, he who walk with hands in pockets feel cocky all day.
Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985

Re: Good Advice
Reply #3   Apr 29, 2005 11:32 pm
Marshall,

ROFLMAO,

Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower;  HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer.

Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 16, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: Good Advice
Reply #4   Apr 30, 2005 12:13 pm
   Confucious also say:

  • Baseball wrong - man with four $#%* cannot walk.
  • War no determine who is right, war determines who is left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
  • Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
  • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  • Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
  • Don't eat snow where huskies go!
  • Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
  • Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on desk.
  • Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
  • Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  • He who make love in grass, gets piece on earth.
  • Elevator smell different to midget.
  • Wash face in the morning, neck at night.
Termy


Location: Washington
Joined: Oct 24, 2004
Points: 960

Re: Good Advice
Reply #5   Apr 30, 2005 6:04 pm
HAHAHAHA... That was great Marshall! Keep up the good work bringing us confucious coments lol.


Dave___in___CT


Deliberate often...
...decide once...


Location: West-Central Connecticut
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
Points: 3159

Re: Good Advice
Reply #6   May 1, 2005 10:55 am
 * Woman who fly airplane upside down... have crackup...

Whether you think you can or you can't... you're right.
Henry Ford

   BCS Tractor & snowblower

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