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World's shortest fairy tale.
Original Message   Apr 6, 2005 11:58 am
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

She said "No"


And the guy lived happily ever after.

 THE END

This message was modified Apr 6, 2005 by mrmom
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Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #3   Apr 7, 2005 9:06 am
And the even shorter and dumber answer a woman could ever give? 

                                          YES!

Where do you think the name "Grimms Fairy Tales" comes from?

faithfulFrank


He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep
to gain what he cannot lose....


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Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #4   Apr 7, 2005 8:37 pm
I read this.
I laughed loud.
My wife didn't.

Oh well........

Frank D.

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Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #5   Apr 7, 2005 9:58 pm
Paula wrote:
And the even shorter and dumber answer a woman could ever give? 

                                          YES!

Where do you think the name "Grimms Fairy Tales" comes from?


And that answer is usually followed by the shocked male reaction: "The first time she ever said 'yes' to something I wanted to do, and this had to be it. Aw $hit, now what have I done."

GRIMM- Greatly Reduces Inventory and Money Magnificently = divorce = woman walking away with half your life's savings and OPE.    

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Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.

Paula


May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.


Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785

Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #6   Apr 8, 2005 10:19 am
     faithfulFrank wrote:
I read this.
I laughed loud.
My wife didn't.

Oh well........

Frank D.



Well Frank...

You can look at this two ways....

Either your wife is so happy in the marriage she cannot understand the sentiments expressed 

OOOOORRR

It strikes a nerve....

I'll let you choose...

Paula

robmints


Joined: May 13, 2003
Points: 4691

Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #7   Apr 12, 2005 6:22 pm
My wife laughed, because I told her to.

Yep, I rule the roost around this house.
mrmom


Joined: Sep 19, 2003
Points: 345

Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #8   Apr 12, 2005 6:52 pm
Robmints..... $#%*-y?

$#%* a doodle doo!!!!!

robmints


Joined: May 13, 2003
Points: 4691

Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #9   Apr 12, 2005 7:11 pm
Good one mrmom. Wasn't even thinking about that.
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