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Highwind
 
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #2 Apr 6, 2005 8:12 pm |
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 Fairy tale? I'd say that was more of a true life story than a fairy tale. "Will you marry me?" The 4 dumbest and most expensive words a guy could ever say, whether sober, stoned or drunk.
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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faithfulFrank
He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep
to gain what he cannot lose....
Location: Batavia, N.Y.
Joined: Jan 20, 2004
Points: 1067
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Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #4 Apr 7, 2005 8:37 pm |
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I read this. I laughed loud. My wife didn't. Oh well........  Frank D.
Ariens 1332DLE Pro, Exmark 52" HP ZTR, Gardian Generac generator, Shindiawa T230 Excell/Honda PW, Craftsman rototiller, Favorite IPE- My Mac + Ipod- No Windoze for me!
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Points: 985
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Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #5 Apr 7, 2005 9:58 pm |
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And the even shorter and dumber answer a woman could ever give?  YES! Where do you think the name "Grimms Fairy Tales" comes from?
And that answer is usually followed by the shocked male reaction: "The first time she ever said 'yes' to something I wanted to do, and this had to be it. Aw $hit, now what have I done."
GRIMM- Greatly Reduces Inventory and Money Magnificently = divorce = woman walking away with half your life's savings and OPE. 
Honda stable: HS 724 snowblower; HRS216 lawnmower; BF2 UWWW; 5 HP, 2200 psi/2.9 GPM pressure washer. Electric: BV2500 B&D Leaf Hog/snow duster; old 12" Weedeater.
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Paula
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.
Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785
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Re: World's shortest fairy tale.
Reply #6 Apr 8, 2005 10:19 am |
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I read this. I laughed loud. My wife didn't. Oh well........ Frank D.
Well Frank...
You can look at this two ways.... Either your wife is so happy in the marriage she cannot understand the sentiments expressed OOOOORRR It strikes a nerve.... I'll let you choose... Paula
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