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Highwind


Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.

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Late night comedy roundup....
Original Message   Apr 4, 2005 6:55 pm
Here are a few thoughts from some of the recent late night shows:

David Letterman

"A woman was in Wendy's to have the chili. And she discovers an actual human finger in the chili. But shes not upset; she went back there for lunch today. She's trying to collect all 5 fingers."

In Washington, they had the big annual Easter Egg Hunt on the White House lawn. The kids found 800 eggs and 200 John Kerry ballots from Ohio.

Conan O'Brien

At the Michael Jackson trial, Michael has a sore back, so to be more comfortable he's been resting on an orthopedic pillow. And to make himself  even more comfortable, Michael has been dressing the pillow up in a Boy Scouts uniform.

Yesterday, at his ranch in Texas, President Bush met with Mexican President Vicente Fox. There was an awkward moment when the President asked the Mexican president "How did you sneak in here?"

Craig Ferguson

It was a bad day for the defense in the Michael Jackson case. The judge asked Michael what kind of laptop he had and Michael said "his name is Timmy."

After Prince Charles marries Camilla Parker-Bowes, every Briton will have to bow and curtsey to her, except the Queen. The Queen still gets to call her "Ho".

Scientists in China have successfully cloned a buffalo. Upon hearing the news, President Bush warned China not to clone any other American cities.

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Marshall


As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Re: Late night comedy roundup....
Reply #1   Apr 4, 2005 7:56 pm
LOL, I like the comment to Fox and the Queens too.
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