As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
Joined: Sep 15, 2002
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Going to heavan Original Message Mar 29, 2005 7:54 am
A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
