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MissSnowshoveler


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Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
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Snow Dance
Original Message   Feb 16, 2005 6:42 am
Anybody out there know how to do the snow dance?  We sure need to know.  We really would like some more snow.  This rain is getting outta hand.

Sherri

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MountainMan


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Re: Snow Dance
Reply #12   Feb 16, 2005 8:01 pm
Is there any special way this dance should be performed???

Sherri

Sherri

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Marshall


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Re: Snow Dance
Reply #13   Feb 16, 2005 8:08 pm
OK, here's perfect example.......just add a ladies twist and you'll be great.


MissSnowshoveler


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Location: NS
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Re: Snow Dance
Reply #14   Feb 16, 2005 8:12 pm
Is that why it's raining???  Dang nabbit I'll have to go put on a couple layers of clothes and then my snow gear and head outside.  Boy ain't that gonona be something to move around in once it all gets wet.

I'm bound to get this dance thing right sooner or later...

Is there a special chant I should know about?

Snowshoveler wants to know what the pole is made out of.

Sherri

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MissSnowshoveler


If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
Points: 706

Re: Snow Dance
Reply #15   Feb 16, 2005 8:48 pm
Marshall wrote:


That's not a very hard dance - I just hope I don't break a leg bouncing back and forth.

But Snowshoveler says that's not quite it - how do you expect me to do this right if you don't give me anymore help.

LOL

Sherri

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Marshall


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Points: 7730

Re: Snow Dance
Reply #16   Feb 16, 2005 8:54 pm
Well, no wonder it's not snowning, if he says that's not it, he hasn't been doing it right. 
snowshoveler


tides in dirts out surfs up

Location: bridgewater nova scotia...aka the swamp
Joined: Jan 3, 2003
Points: 1261

Re: Snow Dance
Reply #17   Feb 16, 2005 9:42 pm
okay its gonna snow now...

a little background info first.

some time ago i was the snowdance expert ,actually more like a novice but with much help from friends here i managed to pretty much screw up the entire eastern seaboard.

some places had almost 3 feet of snow ...i was a legend in my own mind.

but i digress ,that was then  this is now...and we need snow...lots

so anyway Miss snowshoveler is outside in the driveway wearing not much wrapped around this brass pole that Marshall told her to stick in the mud.

shes doing somesort of "dance" i dont know if i would call it that.

so there is a guy smoothing out the ruts in the dirt road we live on...with of all things a shiny new JOHN DEERE tractor.

its a 4x4x4.im watching him carefully.i mean the tractor im watching.its got a V blade on the front where the bucket would normally go .and a huge snowblower on the back.

nice cab with all the bells and whistles.

so anyway...this tractor driver sees Miss snowshoveler and thats the end of his road repairs.

he is watching her from in the tractor but cant see much so he gets out of the tractor and walks in the driveway.

so there is this nice shiny new tractor sitting there minding its own business.

i should mention our road is kinda on a bit of a hill a short distance from a bit of a cliff...

seeing my chance to finally get some snow i think about sneaking out to the tractor and letting the brake off and just giving it a nudge...

while im thinking about how long ill be in jail for this ...the darn thing decides to runaway all by its self.

mr tractor driver has no idea whats going on untill its to late ...you know a tractor in neutrall will pick up quite a bit of speed when there isnt anything dragging like a blade.

and wow dont they fly well for somthing that weighs about 10 tons.

sheesh what a mess when that thing hit the bottom of that cliff it cought a fire and that was a nice boom.

fire dept came but said wasnt worth sending a crew down to put out fire....just rocks and swamp and nothing else to burn.

not sure why a diesel tractor would explode on impact but hey im not complaining.

nice fireworks.

last time i was involved in a snowdance i was responsible for the complete destruction  of a honda track drive snowblower.

and that was the best snowdance till now .

while i wasnt actually responsible for the johndeers destruction ,i did suggest to miss snowshoveler that she do a snowdance .

so in a way i kinda got the tractor rolling as it were.

i think im still the king of snow dance...but dont complain when you cant see out your windows cause the snow is above them.

later chris    

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Marshall


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Re: Snow Dance
Reply #18   Feb 16, 2005 9:53 pm
ROFLMAO.  We need pics! 
Richie


Bring On The White Stuff

Location: Long Island, New York
Joined: Dec 12, 2003
Points: 562

Re: Snow Dance
Reply #19   Feb 16, 2005 10:02 pm
Chris, that was as funny as it gets, even my wife is on the floor after reading it

Richie
ChrisS


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Points: 2793

Re: Snow Dance
Reply #20   Feb 16, 2005 11:19 pm
ROFL.....

C

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MissSnowshoveler


If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
Joined: Feb 5, 2005
Points: 706

Re: Snow Dance
Reply #21   Feb 17, 2005 5:36 am
OMG, O-M-G what have I done?

Really I didn't mean to do it honest.  I just wanted more snow.

Sherri

PS - It didn't work - it's still raining.  All that distruction for more rain.

This message was modified Feb 17, 2005 by MissSnowshoveler


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