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One for the ladies....The Four Animals
Original Message Jul 14, 2005 6:32 am

A teacher asked her class "what do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my mother always says."

The teacher asked "Really? And what four animals would those be?"

The little girl replied, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for it all."

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MissSnowshoveler

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Re: One for the ladies....The Four Animals
Reply #1 Jul 14, 2005 6:41 am

Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherri

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Re: One for the ladies....The Four Animals
Reply #2 Jul 14, 2005 9:07 am

I would say the woman I'm married to married the kind of guy who is definitely a real bonafide jackass.

She lost interest in tigers. The jaguar she picks up tomorrow. She doesn't wear mink.

Anyone have an animal that signifies the jackass helping buy her her own house?

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Re: One for the ladies....The Four Animals
Reply #3 Jul 14, 2005 1:33 pm

Hmmm..... don't know if that applies to me. I'll pass on the jaguar. ;-)

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