Emmo
Joined: May 21, 2003
Points: 1065
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It's better to burn out................
Original Message Mar 23, 2005 6:32 pm |
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever
done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon
a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked
him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and
threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to
me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago"
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