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MN_Runner


Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
Joined: Dec 5, 2010
Points: 616

Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Original Message   Feb 11, 2012 10:23 am
If there were SS snowblowers for republicans, democrats and indepedents, what would they be?

  • Top republican SS snowblower brand: Owns Toro (Efficient, cost effective and exciting)
  • Top democrat SS snowblower brand: Owns Honda (Reliable, predictable, boring and expansive)
  • Independent SS snowblower brands: Owns both Toro and Honda (Best of both)

If you are a democrat, you don't have to apologize for being who you are as there is a very glimmer of hope for you.

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aa335


Joined: Nov 29, 2008
Points: 2388

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #11   Feb 13, 2012 9:46 am
carlb wrote:
Republican snow blower would be expensive and pretty but not mind working.

Only 1 Republican snowblower need to do any work.   That's enough to support 1 slacker Republican (garage queen snowblower) and 15 Democrats on welfare (broken or project snowblower in progress).  
This message was modified Feb 13, 2012 by aa335
manjestic


Location: North Shore, MA
Joined: Oct 31, 2011
Points: 87

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #12   Feb 15, 2012 8:17 pm
The Democrat snowblower is borrowed from his neighbor but is not allowed to use it because the nanny state doesn't trust anyone can use it without causing injury. Also, you're not allowed to utter the word snowblower because it offends lovers of snow. Furthermore, the Dem would outlaw internal combustion snowblowers and require others to buy electric which are 4 times the cost and don't run during power failures. The Republican snowblower is actually a guy hired to plow his driveway because he is too busy working to pay taxes to clear his own driveway. Alternatively, he owns one from the Reagan era, old and delapitated, needing a restoration...a return to principles, if you will. The Independent snowblower is efficient and affordable and just right for that person, be it a SS, two-stage, hybrid or a shovel for his kids (to teach them a good work ethic).
MN_Runner


Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
Joined: Dec 5, 2010
Points: 616

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #13   Feb 15, 2012 8:29 pm
Sounds like you are talking about your favorite x-governor, Romblower!
FrankMA


Location: Merrimack Valley/Northeastern Mass
Joined: Jul 1, 2010
Points: 586

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #14   Feb 16, 2012 5:21 am
manjestic wrote:
The Democrat snowblower is borrowed from his neighbor but is not allowed to use it because the nanny state doesn't trust anyone can use it without causing injury. Also, you're not allowed to utter the word snowblower because it offends lovers of snow. Furthermore, the Dem would outlaw internal combustion snowblowers and require others to buy electric which are 4 times the cost and don't run during power failures. The Republican snowblower is actually a guy hired to plow his driveway because he is too busy working to pay taxes to clear his own driveway. Alternatively, he owns one from the Reagan era, old and delapitated, needing a restoration...a return to principles, if you will. The Independent snowblower is efficient and affordable and just right for that person, be it a SS, two-stage, hybrid or a shovel for his kids (to teach them a good work ethic).

Excellent assessment (from a snowblower point of view)!

Toro Wheel Horse 522xi GT, Honda HS928TA, Honda HS621AS, Honda HS520A, Toro CCR3000 (work in progress), Honda HS624WA (sold 08/23/2010), Stihl BR550 Backpack Blower, Stihl MS250, McCulloch MS1635, Honda EM6500SX Generator
coasteray


El Toro! 1028 LXE
Tecumseh 358cc
10hp


Location: NE Washington State
Joined: Mar 3, 2008
Points: 142

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #15   Feb 17, 2012 12:55 pm
This is definitely the funniest thread I've ever seen on this forum.  Nicely done, everyone!

  El Toro! 1028 LXE - Tecumseh 358cc 10hp   Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
RedOctobyr


Location: Lowell area, MA
Joined: Nov 5, 2011
Points: 273

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #16   Feb 17, 2012 2:08 pm
Is the Al Gore snowblower the one that doesn't need to exist, 'cause we are having weird weather and not actually getting any snow?
carlb


Joined: Nov 16, 2010
Points: 269

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #17   Feb 17, 2012 2:28 pm
Al Gore actually invented a new snow blower, It runs on hot air and cow farts.
MN_Runner


Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
Joined: Dec 5, 2010
Points: 616

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #18   Feb 17, 2012 10:28 pm
No worries.  If Toro and Ariens were to go Chapter 13, the democrats will bail them out. If you cannot make Husqvarna Hydrostatic snowblower payments and your banks go bad, the republicans will bail the banks out and have them take your hydrostatic snowblowers away.  Indepedents will find logical and practical solutions for all and make sure you don't spend more than what you earn.
blumonster


Location: Wisc.
Joined: Oct 14, 2011
Points: 153

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #19   Feb 10, 2013 11:00 am
trouts2 wrote:
 

    Wouldn’t Republicans by policy have to favor second hand pre-EPA 2 strokes which are being regulated out of existence?   A Democrat might go with the more politically correct 4 strokes.

 

MN_Runner: “trouts may be a libertarian”

     So, ranked in with Lyndon LaRouche!  He was a Start Wars advocate before Reagan, wanted to colonize Mars and move Congress to the back side of the moon for protection.  Quite a character and stunning intellectual who’s good moral behavior won him time in the same sell as Jimmy Baker. 

 

   Hard to say where the politics are.  Got weirded out watching Ann Coulter last night on CSPAN as I found myself agreeing with much of what she said.  She’s a very capable presenter but like Barbara Boxer hardly in touch with facts.

 

   The topic made me thing of what Elizabeth Warren and Warren Buffet might buy.  After a while I thought they both might be comfortable with a shovel.

 



Old thread but I had to reply.Honda snowblowers are all 4 stroke engined, right? So politcally correct, not a hybrid or a hydrogen-powered engine yet but democratic enough. Craftsman, Toro, Ariens... are the Buicks of snowblowers and they rhyme with Republicans to me.
MN_Runner


Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
Joined: Dec 5, 2010
Points: 616

Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #20   Feb 10, 2013 11:04 am
My HS928 pulls left and I am not that liberal.
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